- Now, we have to teach you flirting. - I know how to flirt. You know how to flirt? "Oh, my name's Abby, and I love reading Tolstoy. I also love cats, gardening, and romantic picnics." I don't think so. Hey, babe, you wearing any underwear? You know what? I wouldn't say that, and I wouldn't grab ass. What's wrong with a little ass-grabbing? I mean, what's it there for if for not me to grab it? You're just a set of orifices and a pair of teetahs. And you are a deeply, deeply disturbed person. Maybe I'm just a really good student. - Would you stop doing that? - Doing what? Running your finger down there. Over me. Why? Is it turning you on? Maybe. It's weird, I think I kind of like it. Really? - Sucker. - Oh, I knew it. Okay, no teaching the teacher. Come on. - Who is it? - It's Colin. I'm not ready for this. Am I ready? - I'm not ready for this. - Calm down.
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The truth about what, Mr. Chadway? What relationships are really like.
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- So you're a doctor? - An orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, I do a lot of leg and hip stuff, but I do get the occasional foot. Your ankle seems to be fine. Just a mild sprain, this should help. Great. Thank you. I guess I'm pretty lucky my cat chose the tree outside your window to climb.
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It's the exact same thing, isn't it?
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- You invited the Jell-O twins? - Yeah. I thought it was good thinking.
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This guy's a lightning rod.
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Halfwit troglodytes are a dime a dozen. You'd better be right. Because you gotta find me another one or else we're canceled. I'll find one by the end of the day. Not really. I'm just... That's just a joke, everybody. I can't believe I allowed myself to feel for him. Well, you felt enough something to break up with Colin. I'm sorry. Okay, here are the Mike Chadway replacements. - Yes, no, yes, no, no, fuck no. - "Fuck no." All right.
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No, why pull up anchor now?
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- I don't know what type of bird it is. - Security here is awful. You guys have really got to keep the doors closed. Four, three...
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D'Artagnan, no, you didn't. No, D'Artagnan, you get back here. Get back here. No, do not... No, no, no.
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Yeah. Right. No, really, we are very excited about this year's rating increases. And we're hoping that in the next quarter, we can... - Oh, God. - What's wrong? Nothing. Nothing.
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Jonah. You know, he needs me around.
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- Where? - There. Right there. Abby? Abby, you might want to look up.