I want Mike Chadway to go down in flames. I want Mike Chadway to be nothing but a pile of ash next to you. I want the janitor to come vacuum up the ashes of Mike with his Dustbuster... ...and when he dumps it outside, I want the rats to vomit and defecate...
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He lives with you?
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Excuse me?
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We don't need Mike Chadway.
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- Okay. So guess what. - What? Colin called, he wants to get together again.
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...but I'm the only one he's got. And I don't wanna half-ass it all the way from San Francisco. Well, I think that's a very good decision. Thank you. Now, can we stop talking about work... ...and maybe relax and drink, enjoy? God.
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- Who? - That girl, right there. I was trying to get us a couple hot dogs. - Two. Thank you. - Okay.
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- You know that? - Caviar's revolting. - I almost started to gag. - Morning, ladies. - John. - Yesterday's ratings. Thanks, John.
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- Okay. All right. - What the hell? Did she...?
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Sorry about that.
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- Fine. What do I do? - Pick up and say, "Hey, Doug." - Why would I...? - Just do it.
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Hey... Hey. You're not room service. - How you doing, man? - Hey. Hey. Good to see you. I... I just came by to tell Abby about the change in our flight time... ...but I can come by later.
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- A lot of fun. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
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- Chadway? - What? Twenty seconds to air. About ready? Larry? - There's a bird in my dressing room. - I'll take care of it.
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I was wrong. It's cherry. Back to you in the studio, Georgia. Bye.
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Well, they're 15 seconds...
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Hi. Who are you? Oh, this is Rick. - I'm his agent. - Yeah.
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Yes. Yes, I did. I can say "cock." You don't own the word. Cock. Cock, cock, cock. Okay, I got it. A week ago, you were crying at the thought of a vibrator.
