- That is so awesome. - Why? Good morning, everyone. - Morning. - Morning. Now, before I play you this, I should warn you... ...this guy's a little rough around the edges.
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What is this? What is this, D'Artagnan?
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So thanks for coming tonight. To dinner. That kind of coming.
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It looks like we're experiencing some technical difficulty. Yeah, when you have a wine festival... Okay, I got it.
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That definitely made up for my wet crotch. Me too. No, scratch that. I didn't have one. Yeah.
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Hi. I was looking for an Abby Richter.
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No, stop. Listen. Tell him you saw him looking at another girl. I saw you... I saw you looking at another girl.
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I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho." - You're the definition of neurotic. - No. The definition of neurotic... ...is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts... ...without any objective evidence of... - Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I'm in love with you... ...and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson. You're in love with me. Why? Beats the shit out of me... ...but I am. Oh, Mike. - You're amazing. - I am? Oh, you're a god. - Really? - Oh, God!
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- I figured I should let you finish. - How kind.
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I'm gonna ignore that, because I am in such a good mood. Yeah, I heard. Wet crotch.
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...his desperate neighbor. - I'm not desperate.
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Abby, I'll make you a deal.
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Why do you hate my guts? Your innards are of no consequence to me. It's what you represent. Oh, you hate the truth. Your skewed perception of male-female interaction is not the truth. But your imaginary boyfriend's the truth? For your information, I happened to meet him. Well, I hope he's real this time, because otherwise this is just sad. Oh, he's real. He's very real. Not to mention stunningly handsome, morally sound. He's a surgeon. An orthopedic surgeon. - You know what that means. - What?
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- Hi. - Hello.
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Of Mike telling an ugly truth... ...and they are just so...
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- Hello. May I be of assistance? - Yes, you may. We need cocktail dresses... ...tight jeans and some bras that'll make my friend's breasts... ...sit up and say hello. - They're not saying hello now? - What are they saying? - They're giving more of a passing nod... ...rather than an outright greeting.
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Tell Harold about the new teaser campaign... ...we're starting next week. You're gonna love this. Sure. Sure, sure, sure.