Your mom decorated your house? Oh, no, no, no, no. That is not okay. Who cares, let her decorate your house. She wanna do mine next? It's-it's not about the house. It's-it's about the fact that I'm a 34-year-old woman and my mother is still telling me how to live my life. Well, then you need to fight her. Like... physically? That is correct, Amy. I can teach you some basic karate moves. But we all know that she's gonna keep treating you like this until you beat the shit out of her. I don't want you to meet my mom. She's a 62-year-old woman, so... Fine, but you need to have at least a serious conversation with her. - That sounds more legal. - I know. I know. And where's your dad in all this? Oh, my dad, he's so sweet. But he's completely under her control. I mean, there's no way he's gonna choose my side over hers, no. - Sweetie, that's hard. - Oh... Moms are so weird. How's Christmas with your mom? Oh, you know. It's... It's okay-it's okay, I guess. Yeah. I mean, my mom got her hair cut and colored exactly like mine, but... I think that's pretty normal, right? Your... Did your moms... Do your moms have your... hairstyle? You know, every time I think I'm the fucked-up one in this group Kiki, you open your mouth, and then I'm like "No, I'm doing great."
A Bad Moms Christmas
21.7s
It's like living with Saddam Hussein. My mom is only staying with me because I think she wants to steal my TV. Oh, I have to go Christmas tree shopping with my mother tonight. Yeah, it's like, it's like going on a seven-hour death march around the city. My daughter really wants a Happy Happy Princess Doll and I have looked everywhere for it and I don't know where it is.
A Bad Moms Christmas
9.2s
Oh, my God. No more pussies. Please, God. No more pussies. Uh, yeah? Oh, hi. Uh... Are you Carla?
A Bad Moms Christmas
2.6s
Maybe I should start at the beginning.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.8s
I can't do Christmas with my mother.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.5s
- Bless you. - Bless you.
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.2s
Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
8.3s
So I think we should celebrate. I know, Thunder Down Under is playing by the airport. I think we should hit that hard.
A Bad Moms Christmas
14.2s
So why are you really here, mom? What do you mean? Well, you only come when you need money. Uh, oh... No, no, no. I don't gamble anymore. No, I'm just here to see my daughter on Easter. - Christmas. - Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
11.1s
Why are you wearing black pajamas? Oh, uh... No, yeah, I, uh... I work at a spa. You have a fucking job? Yeah. Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
29.7s
Wait, I... Well, you didn't tell me you were coming for Christmas. It's Christmas? Uh, yeah. Isn't that why you're here? Totally! Totally why I'm here. Merry Christmas, lady. Merry Christmas. Jesus, look at you! You bitch, you don't age at all. Look how fucking hot you look! Look at those boobs. Oh, thanks. You're lookin' a little bit older. But good, you look good. What's it been, like three years? Three? Whoa, really? Oh, gosh. I don't know, babe. I don't really know what year it is.
A Bad Moms Christmas
7.2s
Hey, what's up, lady? - Mom? - Ha-ha! Wait, what the actual fuck?
A Bad Moms Christmas
3.4s
I'm intrigued. Come with me.
A Bad Moms Christmas
6.6s
Oh, no, not you, sasquatch. I can't handle you right now. Hmm, let's see.
A Bad Moms Christmas
5.5s
Oh, my God, that's like 50 more vaginas. Okay, who's next?
A Bad Moms Christmas
22s
I'm sorry we're late. Hank drives like a girl. Merry Christmas, grandma and grandpa! Merry Christmas, grandpa! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, dad. Here, have some X-Boxes. - Are you serious? - Thank you so much. Mum would never let us have these. Thank you. Hi, Ms. Redmond, I'm Jessie. It's so nice to meet you. Please take the bags upstairs. Gracias.
A Bad Moms Christmas
6.1s
I'm tryin' to be more responsible and shit. Oh, you always were so weird.