- How is that possible? - Well, I don't know. But I am scaling back the news and giving it to The Ugly Truth. Stuart, I really think this is a mistake. What do we even know about this guy? - Who is he, really? - Moved here when he was 10... ...pitched two consecutive Little League Championships. Cute. "Most Likely to Get Slapped" in his senior yearbook. Three years San Jos� State. Salesman of the Year at Dobson Medical in '04. Once arrested for urinating out of a moving vehicle... That is challenging. - Tell me about it. - Never married, hates asparagus. Look, let's just keep a smile on this guy's face... ...and we'll both get our contracts renewed.
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- Let him be a man, Georgia. - I let him be a man. - You have to let me be a man. - I have tried. - Let him be a man. - You have to let me. Simple as that. Now, you, Frowny McFlaccid, come on.
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It's me, Nikki. Why haven't you called me? I miss you. - I can't stop thinking about your huge... - Hey. - Who's that? - Rubbing all over my...
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Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.
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...any better than Larry. You just have to let him be a man.
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This guy's a lightning rod.
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...and you're taking that out on the female population.
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Wait a second, did you just say "cock"?
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They liked him? Liked him? They loved him. Ninety-three percent positive.
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Great.
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That's what I've been trying to tell you.
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The underwear.
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Abby, I...
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My, my.
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Then who have you been?
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We got beat by all the network shows, including a rerun of Who's the Boss? The one where the vacuum breaks. It's just a temporary setback. Things will be better tomorrow. You know that guy with the cable-access show... ...on Channel 83 does better. If we program Jerry Springer reruns... ...we'd do a nine-share at a quarter of the price. Please don't tell me you're thinking of killing the show. We're not a family-run station anymore, Abby. I mean, I love you. You're great at what you do. But you gotta get me some numbers. I got two daughters in college and a son in beauty school. I don't know how much you know about Vidal Sassoon, but that shit ain't cheap.