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Oh, come on. He's got a point of view. We don't have to like it. I mean, we're newspeople. We're objective. Stone Phillips interviews terrorists. Doesn't mean he likes them, he does it for ratings. I have a list of ideas to improve ratings. - You'll like it. We don't need him. - Not at all. - "An intimate profile of the mayor." - I like that. - I like the mayor. - Fantastic.
The Ugly Truth
44.7s
Hold on. Oh, you're a dog. - What? - Well, you must be. Come on, you heard me. I mean, if you were... If you were hot, you would be out breaking some poor schmuck's heart... ... instead of spending all your time fantasizing about Mr. Wonderful. Face it... ... you're ugly. I am not ugly. Well, okay, let me help you out here. You might as well face the fact that you're gonna be alone... ... and stop pining away for some fantasy guy you're never gonna get. - How can you possibly...? - Hey, Lassie. The show's called The Ugly Truth. If you can't face it, don't call. That wraps it up for this evening. I'm Mike Chadway reminding you that the truth is never pretty. How'd the date go?
The Ugly Truth
28.1s
What the hell happened to you? And you, Georgia. I mean, this one's no dumb bunny. The only way she was getting off the weekend shift... ...was by hooking up with you. Then, lo and behold, she became more popular than you did. Ended up with twice your salary. - Camera 2, two-shot. - Come on, Larry, take him down. Hold on, pal. I am very proud of my wife's success. Baloney, you are. You hate her success. You feel emasculated by her. And that screws with your head.
The Ugly Truth
22s
...I'm gonna say, what, three months? - Chadway, that is not my fault. - I know. - I mean, come on. - I know, I know. It's her fault. Why is it my fault? What am I supposed to do? Say no to the money so he can get an erection? She just said "erection" on television. - Other networks do it. - They're talking about erections. They say "erection" on Sesame Street. - I agree. - Thank you.
The Ugly Truth