I want Mike Chadway to go down in flames. I want Mike Chadway to be nothing but a pile of ash next to you. I want the janitor to come vacuum up the ashes of Mike with his Dustbuster... ...and when he dumps it outside, I want the rats to vomit and defecate...
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Well, then maybe you heard I turned it down. You did?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Somebody help me! Somebody help me! I'm stuck in a tree! Help me! Anybody! - I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck! - Stay, stay calm. - You're gonna be fine. - Get me down! Get me down!
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Second of all, you're supposed to do that to 25-year-old girls... ...who think they're hot and can get any guy they want... ...not 14-year-old girls.
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Yes. I've got a list of demands that I would like to make after the show... ...and let me just warn you, they're gonna be scatological.
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They don't even know they're on the air, do they? Is there any way to tell them they're on the air? - Nope. - Oh, they're gonna curse. I know it.
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- I had a really good time tonight. - Me too. Yeah.
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Well, I was very pleased with the choice of restaurant.
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What? What, baby?
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I'm so sorry. - Oh, God. I'm so, so sorry. - No, it's okay. You know, I can get this out. I'm sure I can. - What fabric is this? - I don't know. Cotton? Cotton. Cotton's the worst. Well, actually, leather's the worst. - After that would be suede. - Okay. - I think I can get it out. - Abby.
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Saw me what? What, you saw me introduce them to some network executives? They wanna be actresses, baby. I mean, who am I to kill their dream?
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Just do it.
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Sorry. Oh, my God.
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Congratulations?
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Hey, how are you, folks? All right, Mike, welcome. Now, listen. Men, we men, I think I can say "we men." Not necessarily "wee" men, but men of all sizes... - No, I get it. I get it. - We're not known for our expertise... ...in matters of the heart.
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All right. I'll just come up.
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- Who's Doug? - He's just a guy I'm seeing. It's nothing serious. Just a guy I'm seeing. It's nothing serious.
