- This is beautiful. - Now, we're at the balloon festival... ...and I'm supposed to be telling you about how men are full of hot air. But I think we all know, it's the ladies that are full of crap. Just because she says no, doesn't mean she means no. If that were the case, I'd have only 90 women...
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- Okay. All right. - What the hell? Did she...?
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Are you just faking it?
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Hello. Can I get you something? - I'll have one of those, please. - A mojito. Sure. - Would you like anything else? - Yeah, some water. Okay, would you like still or sparkling? - Tap water's great. Thanks. - Tap. All right. What? What?
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You did it! You did it! You did it! - I didn't do anything. - You did! - It was you. - No. I mean, don't ask me why, but I think he likes you. - He's such a great guy, right? - Yeah, he's dreamy. Yeah. And he fits all 10 of the criteria on my checklist.
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Thank you. Hello, little stupid penis face. You'd be on cable access if it weren't for me. - Here you wanna move to CBS. - Is everything okay, miss? Yes, I'm just... I'm practicing my speech.
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Hey, wait. I thought we were a great team back there. You told me to lick the Jell-O.
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Just relax. It's gonna be fine.
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D'Artagnan.
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Thanks.
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Yes, well... Thank God Colin would never be into a woman like that. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Colin only likes women of quality, huh? That's a trait to be admired, not mocked, man-whore. Man-whore? Why am I a man-whore? I've seen you with the Funbag Twins, remember?
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So the car is gonna pick us up downstairs tomorrow at 8. - Do you want me to call you? - No, I'll get a wake-up call. - Oh, yeah, good idea. - Yeah.
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Great job, ladies. I can still taste you. You know what I mean.
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Wait, what do you mean? Well, this should be chilled.
