Joy said you wanted to see me? I found out that Mike's being offered a job... ...at a CBS affiliate in San Francisco at twice the pay.
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Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
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Okay, so let's go over the pre-interview questions.
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- Five minutes. Ticktock, ticktock. - Yes, dear.
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- Oh, my God. For me? - Oh, my God, he sent you flowers!
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He likes you, by the way. Colin.
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But I hear you have some very interesting ideas and theories. What advice would you give to the people out there... ...that are looking for love? - My advice would be: Don't do it. I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy. Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
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Dude, this is awesome. You are about to go on national television. Okay, this isn't helping, Rick. Just, you know, do what you always do. - What do I always do? - You... I don't know, you... You entertain people with your moronic ideas... ...and they love you for it. That may be the nicest thing you said to me. - You're welcome. - Next up... ...here to tell us the ugly truth about men and women... ...is Mike Chadway, everybody. Mike Chadway.
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Hey, how are you, folks? All right, Mike, welcome. Now, listen. Men, we men, I think I can say "we men." Not necessarily "wee" men, but men of all sizes... - No, I get it. I get it. - We're not known for our expertise... ...in matters of the heart.
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Who? The woman that screwed you up. She must have been a doozy.
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I could be having sex right now. Right this way, please.
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Well, like I said, better a floozy than a doozy.
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Goodness me. Tell me, then. What's her name?
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Hi. I was looking for an Abby Richter.
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I like rising with the sun, and a view.
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Since you couldn't come to Lake Tahoe, I decided to come to you. - How did you know I was here? - Joy told me. I just started thinking about all the stuff we were going to do there, and I... Come here. - decided I couldn't wait.
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Hey... Hey. You're not room service. - How you doing, man? - Hey. Hey. Good to see you. I... I just came by to tell Abby about the change in our flight time... ...but I can come by later.
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What are you doing here? Flight's changed. Eight o'clock in the morning. I told you that already?
