- Sit down! - Turn the monitor up. Let's take a quick survey and see which option the men out there would pick. We have classical music and candle-lit dinner... ...or semi-naked chicks wrestling in strawberry-flavored goo.
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... over here, we have something quite different. - This isn't on my list. - Follow me. Is the segment over? Where the hell's he going? - Follow him. Follow him. - Go with him, Remote 1. - Hey. - Babes wrestling in Jell-O. - Oh, Jell-O. That's great. - Hello? Abby? - People calling and freaking out. - Oh, Jesus.
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Good morning, Sacramento. I'm Larry Freeman.
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Just because you look pretty today... ...I won't mention the misguided phallic rage you just displayed. When you hear my voice, just do what I say. Promise you'll talk dirty?
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Yes. I've got a list of demands that I would like to make after the show... ...and let me just warn you, they're gonna be scatological.
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Keep it clean, moving, stick to the script. You are on a live affiliate news program. You do not have the luxury of using "blow" and "job" in the same sentence. If you say anything scatological, you will be fired. - Oh, really? - Yes. I thought that you were the one that was gonna get fired... ...if you don't keep me happy.
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Bye, Karen.
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I'm here whenever you need me. I'm gonna put my home number on the back of my business card. If your ankle starts giving you any problems, give me a call. Great. Thanks.
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- So you're a doctor? - An orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, I do a lot of leg and hip stuff, but I do get the occasional foot. Your ankle seems to be fine. Just a mild sprain, this should help. Great. Thank you. I guess I'm pretty lucky my cat chose the tree outside your window to climb.
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So you just moved in. That's great. I'm Abby, by the way. Your neighbor from across the way.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Somebody help me! Somebody help me! I'm stuck in a tree! Help me! Anybody! - I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck! - Stay, stay calm. - You're gonna be fine. - Get me down! Get me down!
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He flosses.
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I hope we can get down. Oh, my. Oh, my.
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All right. I'll just come up.
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D'Artagnan. Shit.
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Why do you hate my guts? Your innards are of no consequence to me. It's what you represent. Oh, you hate the truth. Your skewed perception of male-female interaction is not the truth. But your imaginary boyfriend's the truth? For your information, I happened to meet him. Well, I hope he's real this time, because otherwise this is just sad. Oh, he's real. He's very real. Not to mention stunningly handsome, morally sound. He's a surgeon. An orthopedic surgeon. - You know what that means. - What?