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And rule number two: laugh at whatever he says. - What if what he says isn't funny? - That's irrelevant. - A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm. - A fake orgasm is good? No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all. - A fake orgasm is no orgasm. - Only to you. You're not the only person in the room, you know. Let's not be selfish.
The Ugly Truth
28.2s
- Now what? - Now just make him wait. If he's still holding on after 30 more seconds, you may have a chance. No one's gonna wait for somebody they're trying to blow off. - You better be right. - Give me time... ...I'm gonna make this guy your bitch. - I don't want a bitch. Colin would never be a bitch. He is a well-rounded man... ...capable of mature emotions and deep, abiding love. - Things which you know not of. - Maybe not. But I do know about lust, seduction and manipulation. Things that you know not of.
The Ugly Truth
52.1s
Tell me about the doozy. You know, the woman who broke your heart. You are just totally trying to kill my buzz. No, I'm not. I'm just interested in what makes you you. Well, for your information... ...it was more than just one. It was more like a parade. Codependent girls, unfaithful girls... ...depressed girls, narcissistic girls, phony girls. Girls who, it turned out, didn't actually like me. By the time I hit 30, I realized that... ...you can only have so many lousy relationships... ...before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one. You can't really believe there's no such thing as a good relationship. To my very core.
The Ugly Truth