Stuart, I'm pulling up. I'm gonna try to catch him. Okay. I'll call you back.
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That was a little over the top, but nice try. - Well, thanks. - For what?
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You'll never know.
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Okay, I got you. I'm in position. - Can't say today was boring. - You're being nice.
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- Are you okay? - Yeah.
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Do you understand how much I hate myself for that? It was cheap titillation. I am now going to broadcasting hell... ...right behind the naked weathergirl from Canada.
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Dude, this is awesome. You are about to go on national television. Okay, this isn't helping, Rick. Just, you know, do what you always do. - What do I always do? - You... I don't know, you... You entertain people with your moronic ideas... ...and they love you for it. That may be the nicest thing you said to me. - You're welcome. - Next up... ...here to tell us the ugly truth about men and women... ...is Mike Chadway, everybody. Mike Chadway.
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- That is so awesome. - Why? Good morning, everyone. - Morning. - Morning. Now, before I play you this, I should warn you... ...this guy's a little rough around the edges.
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What is this? What is this, D'Artagnan?
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It looks like we're experiencing some technical difficulty. Yeah, when you have a wine festival... Okay, I got it.
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That definitely made up for my wet crotch. Me too. No, scratch that. I didn't have one. Yeah.
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Hi. I was looking for an Abby Richter.
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No, stop. Listen. Tell him you saw him looking at another girl. I saw you... I saw you looking at another girl.
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I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho." - You're the definition of neurotic. - No. The definition of neurotic... ...is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts... ...without any objective evidence of... - Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I'm in love with you... ...and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson. You're in love with me. Why? Beats the shit out of me... ...but I am. Oh, Mike. - You're amazing. - I am? Oh, you're a god. - Really? - Oh, God!
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- I figured I should let you finish. - How kind.
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I'm gonna ignore that, because I am in such a good mood. Yeah, I heard. Wet crotch.
