You couldn't spend a day without me. Yes. I just can't get enough of your sparkling wit and charm. Stuart thought you needed a producer more than I needed to get laid. Come on, I gotta check in. We leave in five minutes.
The Ugly Truth
37.5s
We got beat by all the network shows, including a rerun of Who's the Boss? The one where the vacuum breaks. It's just a temporary setback. Things will be better tomorrow. You know that guy with the cable-access show... ...on Channel 83 does better. If we program Jerry Springer reruns... ...we'd do a nine-share at a quarter of the price. Please don't tell me you're thinking of killing the show. We're not a family-run station anymore, Abby. I mean, I love you. You're great at what you do. But you gotta get me some numbers. I got two daughters in college and a son in beauty school. I don't know how much you know about Vidal Sassoon, but that shit ain't cheap.
The Ugly Truth
11.1s
No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.
The Ugly Truth
5.1s
- Cute kid. - Yeah. Here, do me.
The Ugly Truth
13.4s
They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.
The Ugly Truth
11.7s
Your bean. Flick it. Down there. Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you? No, well, actually, I call it masturbating... ...but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.
The Ugly Truth
4.7s
You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.
The Ugly Truth
8.5s
On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.
The Ugly Truth
2.5s
- Good night. - Yeah, good night.
The Ugly Truth
3.9s
I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.
The Ugly Truth
11s
Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.
The Ugly Truth
4s
Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
The Ugly Truth
7.6s
Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.
The Ugly Truth
3.2s
I like rising with the sun, and a view.
The Ugly Truth
2.8s
The girl some idiot told me to be.
The Ugly Truth
2.4s
You were... You were telling them.
The Ugly Truth
20.2s
They're all great. Can we go over your intro one more time? - "I'm Jack Magnum, and this is..." - The Ugly Truth. Okay. Let's maybe lose the gun thing. What? Gun's my signature move. Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month... ...I say lose the effing gun.
