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Billions and billions wasted on psychobabble bullshit. Now, listen up, ladies, because I'm only gonna say this once... ...and it is just three little words: Men are simple. We cannot be trained. All this, "men are from Venus" crap is a waste of your time and money. You wanna be a lonely hag, then that's fine... ... keep reading these stupid books. But you want a relationship, then here's how you get one: It's called a Stairmaster. Get on it, and get skinny... ... and get some trashy lingerie while you're at it... ...because at the end of the day, all we're interested in is looks. And no one falls in love with your personality at first sight. We fall in love with your tits and your ass... ...and we stick around because of what you're willing to do with them. So you wanna win a man over, you don't need 10 steps... ...you need one, and it's called a blowjob.
The Ugly Truth
57.3s
Oh, I know. I got a great idea. Why don't we pass the time with you telling me... ...how much fun you and Colin had having sex in Los Angeles? I broke up with Colin in Los Angeles, you jackass. On our left, you'll see the High Sierras... - What? - Oh, yeah. That's got your interest. If you think we're gonna finish what we started... ...you're out of your mind. You lost your chance. Oh, come on. I never had a chance with you. And to our right here, you'll see the lovely Sacramento River... ...winding its way through the dichromatic landscape. Could you please stop talking? Thank you. You're right. I had a momentary lapse in judgment... ...when I thought you were more than you are, but you aren't. Oh, yeah? Well, what does that mean? "I'm Mike Chadway. I like girls in Jell-O. I like to fuck like a monkey. Don't fall in love, it's scary." Oh, for God's sakes, there's the first one. Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you. I am not a psycho. Love?
The Ugly Truth
28.1s
What the hell happened to you? And you, Georgia. I mean, this one's no dumb bunny. The only way she was getting off the weekend shift... ...was by hooking up with you. Then, lo and behold, she became more popular than you did. Ended up with twice your salary. - Camera 2, two-shot. - Come on, Larry, take him down. Hold on, pal. I am very proud of my wife's success. Baloney, you are. You hate her success. You feel emasculated by her. And that screws with your head.
The Ugly Truth
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Oh, come on. He's got a point of view. We don't have to like it. I mean, we're newspeople. We're objective. Stone Phillips interviews terrorists. Doesn't mean he likes them, he does it for ratings. I have a list of ideas to improve ratings. - You'll like it. We don't need him. - Not at all. - "An intimate profile of the mayor." - I like that. - I like the mayor. - Fantastic.
The Ugly Truth