Thank you. Hello, little stupid penis face. You'd be on cable access if it weren't for me. - Here you wanna move to CBS. - Is everything okay, miss? Yes, I'm just... I'm practicing my speech.
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Hey, wait. I thought we were a great team back there. You told me to lick the Jell-O.
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Just relax. It's gonna be fine.
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D'Artagnan.
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Thanks.
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Yes, well... Thank God Colin would never be into a woman like that. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Colin only likes women of quality, huh? That's a trait to be admired, not mocked, man-whore. Man-whore? Why am I a man-whore? I've seen you with the Funbag Twins, remember?
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So the car is gonna pick us up downstairs tomorrow at 8. - Do you want me to call you? - No, I'll get a wake-up call. - Oh, yeah, good idea. - Yeah.
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Great job, ladies. I can still taste you. You know what I mean.
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Wait, what do you mean? Well, this should be chilled.
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Why? Did you think I sounded desperate?
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Tell me what happened in the elevator.
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- Excuse me. - Mike, you see your office?
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Sorry about that.
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Good night.
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I should not be letting corporate management... ...dictate the content of this show. It's my show. I control it. I should skip the date tonight. Stay home, think up some ideas for sweeps. Absolutely not, Abby. You should be out there observing humanity.
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Stuart, I'm pulling up. I'm gonna try to catch him. Okay. I'll call you back.
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I'll be there in about 15 minutes, so stop arguing. Okay, thanks. Bye.
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But that's what worries me. That even you won't be enough.
