All right, deal. Now what? Always make an impression.
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Of all the primates, bonobo monkeys... ...are the closest relatives to human beings... ...both genetically and socially. Especially when it comes to sex.
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- Even if it's constructive? - Never. Men are incapable of growth, change or progress. For men, self-improvement ends at toilet training.
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Men like watching penis-shaped food go into a girl's mouth.
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- Well, that went well, I think. - Sure did. - Yeah. - Let's get a drink. Bob and Harold...
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He said he was running late.
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Friday... - Would Saturday be better? - Actually... ...Abby, the thing is, I haven't really settled in yet.
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Why?
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...I had a sales job... ...where I was driving around a lot, listening to talk radio. I started calling in, and then I realized I'm smarter than everybody else. Just ask my producer, Abby.
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We have an early flight tomorrow. We should go.
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What is he doing here already?
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Okay. Keep the conversation under a minute. Now go. - Under a minute? Under a minute. - Yes. No, wait, wait, wait. Come here, come here. You're such an asshole.
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Okay, we need a quick recovery.
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I can rally. I will rally. You do rally. Every day, Abby.
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Oh, my God. You're Mike Chadway. I love you. - Hey, buddy, what the hell? - Dude, what the fuck? - Dude, what the fuck? - What? No, no, no. I'm not talking to you. - I'm not talking to you. - Okay, did I do something wrong?
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If you do exactly as I say, and you get this guy... ...then you'll quit giving me shit and work with me. You know as well as I do that we could make this show huge. And if it doesn't work? What do I get?
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KS XP retained the copyright to your old segment title... ...so we retitled you: Morning Madness With Mike.
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- Miss me? - Colin. - You were expecting someone else? - No.
