(SOBBING) I'm having a really hard time here, guys. TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay. You're doing fine. You're doing great. No, I'm scared. All right. I know. Come on, it's okay, though. You just have to hang onto the wall.
Ted 2
7.8s
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
4.2s
Ted, in the eyes of the state, you are not a person.
Ted 2
14s
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
2.2s
Does your dog deserve human rights?
Ted 2
2.5s
Hey, Johnny. Guy?
Ted 2
5.6s
The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
Ted 2
4.1s
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna oall Patrick Meighan. Who's that?
