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You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What's your name? I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Where are you from, Taj?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Looks like we got one more.

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I'll get that.

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Big finish.

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- My name is Van. - Hi, my name is Terry.

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We're just gonna do a little bit of word association. Cookies!

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I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.

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10.9s

Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.

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Medic. - Having us both at the same time... - Will definitely lighten your load. - We will bend over backwards for you. - There's nothing too big... - we can't handle. - And we mean nothing. - We'll stay on top of you... - And ride you all semester. Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.

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Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?

I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?

What's your name? I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Where are you from, Taj?

It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.

Looks like we got one more.

I'll get that.

Big finish.

- My name is Van. - Hi, my name is Terry.

We're just gonna do a little bit of word association. Cookies!

I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.

You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.

Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.

I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!

- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.

- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.

Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.