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It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We need to talk.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

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Oh, yes.

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I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

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- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.

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Take me. I want you now. Now! Shit!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, they're still warm.

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- Time out. - What the fuck, Jeannie? "From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau." Dig in, guys.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Thank you, brothers.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. And also correct. Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time. So, honey, please focus. All righty?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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External occipital protuberance.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Bikini-clad judges for a fund-raiser? That's pretty ingenious. Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells. It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like. No, thanks. I forgot my suit. I just came across a bit of interesting information. All right, look. The vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy. In fact, surprisingly rich-- You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.

We need to talk.

It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

Oh, yes.

I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.

Take me. I want you now. Now! Shit!

Oh, they're still warm.

- Time out. - What the fuck, Jeannie? "From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau." Dig in, guys.

Thank you, brothers.

I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.

- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study till 11:00. Nine solid hours of sleep. Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute. And also correct. Which gives us 2 hours and 53 minutes of study time. So, honey, please focus. All righty?

Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

External occipital protuberance.