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Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yes.

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Easy, sailor.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

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Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.

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Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.

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- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.

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Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

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Let us proceed.

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- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I wonder how T-Bad's date's going. Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White. Yeah, we can't be too far from climax, huh?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

Oh, yes.

Easy, sailor.

Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.

Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?

I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.

Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.

- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.

- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.

Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

Let us proceed.

- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!

I wonder how T-Bad's date's going. Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White. Yeah, we can't be too far from climax, huh?

Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.

- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.