- May I help you? - Yeah, I'm Van-- You made it. Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's acquaintances from school. There's room for one more? By all means. Come in, please.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.5s
Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.5s
Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.4s
Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.1s
Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7s
Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.7s
Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
19.3s
Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.6s
- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.