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No harm, no foul.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You've been looking for that dare-to-be-great situation. It is at your doorstep.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You have shown me a life I could only dream about... back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I vote reinstatement. - Mr. Bagg? - Expulsion. Miss Haver? Reinstatement... over and over. Okay. Mrs. Seay? Expulsion. Professor McDoogle? You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come. Either way... Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Do you want my hot tub, or should I just give it to Milty? We can get the law club to help. They owe you after the "Sue Me, Screw Me" soiree you threw. Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm really not interested. - You're not hearing me-- - It's over, Taj!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I knew you'd come to your senses. - Hello, Richard. Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship. But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives. I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums. All doctors. That's why I came-- to help make you your shake. - That'd be terrific, Gwenny. - I'll see you downstairs.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Delta Iota Kappa rules!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, you can do this.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No, she-- she hasn't yet called back. Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay? - Okay. - See ya, V.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, kids. This is our Uncle J�ger. That's right. Drink up. This tastes like shit. Do you have any scotch?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Get me the law club.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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The strawberry! Eat the strawberry! It's worth 250! - Don't you think I know that? - You treat me like a child. I don't like the way you condescend me. - Don't do that! - Frankly, you're juvenile. Guys. I know Ms. Pac Man's special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows. But we gotta talk, guys. Huddle up. Come on. Team meeting here. Cowboy. All right. I look at you guys, and you know what I see? A collective GPA of 52,000? Yeah! No! I see a bunch of party animals... crouched in attack position, ready to strike. Am I right?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Why? - I like it here.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look at me. Pro.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's getting to be that time of the hour.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No harm, no foul.

Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

You've been looking for that dare-to-be-great situation. It is at your doorstep.

You have shown me a life I could only dream about... back home while masturbating in my father's woodshed.

I vote reinstatement. - Mr. Bagg? - Expulsion. Miss Haver? Reinstatement... over and over. Okay. Mrs. Seay? Expulsion. Professor McDoogle? You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come. Either way... Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over.

Do you want my hot tub, or should I just give it to Milty? We can get the law club to help. They owe you after the "Sue Me, Screw Me" soiree you threw. Thank you. I appreciate it. I'm really not interested. - You're not hearing me-- - It's over, Taj!

Delta Iota Kappa rules!

Okay, you can do this.

No, she-- she hasn't yet called back. Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay? - Okay. - See ya, V.

Okay, kids. This is our Uncle J�ger. That's right. Drink up. This tastes like shit. Do you have any scotch?

Get me the law club.

- Why? - I like it here.

You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

Look at me. Pro.

It's getting to be that time of the hour.