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It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We need to talk.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- May I help you? - Yeah, I'm Van-- You made it. Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's acquaintances from school. There's room for one more? By all means. Come in, please.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles... massage oil... and Barry White. Write that down. - Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump. Barry White.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me, gentlemen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... and I just wanted to bring my A game. Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? Now, follow my foolproof plan... and I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Lovely. It's all about presentation, gentlemen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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For the love of God. Smile, buddy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let the damn baby have his ball back.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay. Keep going.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yes.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Easy, sailor.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder