Let's go kick some Matador tail-- How bad do you wanna be... a Delta? Would you walk on broken glass? Let the shards tear into your Achilles tendon... causing acute achondroplasia... which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17s
Ease up on the medical terms. Just keep it simple and terrifying. Gordon, there are very few things more terrifying than non-congenital dwarfism. Hey, Richard. Ready to study? Gwenny, I said 9:30. It's 9:20. I'm in the middle of an 80-year tradition here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.3s
Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder? In the Guiness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest fucking dude alive"! Okay. Thanks. In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.8s
Listen to me, you little fuck stains! When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! One, two-- Fuck!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.6s
I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
Who's my alabaster princess?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.3s
You are. You are.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.9s
Mail it in!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.4s
You can either mail this in or drop it off. Go, baby, go!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.1s
You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4s
Fill this out. It's a standard payment plan extension form.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.2s
Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.4s
You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.6s
Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.1s
What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.1s
I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.5s
Write that down.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
16.4s
I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.
