- What are you doing here? - I don't know. No, thank you. Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what, sixth year? Lucky number seven, actually.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.2s
These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges. You picked 'em.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.1s
What? Come on. Hop in. I am not getting in that thing with you. If you want the story, you'll get in this thing with me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.2s
Holy crap.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.8s
- What are you studying, son? - I dabble in a bit of everything. I've tried to experience all that Coolidge has to offer. Surely you have a career in mind.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.4s
Panos reminded me that I had one... very valuable skill I'd yet to tap-- my undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.3s
So the deal is, I score... you cooperate and answer all my questions? - I miss-- - Dinner for two, me and you. Clothing optional.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.3s
How much is your time worth?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.6s
I'm gonna go get another bottle of champagne. - Richard, will you help me open it? - Sure.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2s
Can I help you, son?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.2s
Wilder.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
35.6s
Not really. I'm still looking for that dare-to-be-great situation. Maybe you should start looking for that dare-to-be-employed situation. The student body finds Van so intriguing... that my editor has asked me to do an expos� on him... for the school newspaper. Isn't that wonderful? - That will be quite the page-turner. - It'll be a very well-written article. Gwen is an extremely gifted journalist. Are you and Richard in the same fraternity? Oh, no. Van isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material. Richard, you rascal, you never told me that you were a DIK. Not that you had to.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.8s
Hey, babe. - Why aren't you in costume? - I can't stay. I have to work tonight. You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.2s
I put in a good word for you. Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
30.6s
Very strange, but good advice. You think about the future too much, you kinda forget about the present... obviously. And I am really enjoying the present right now... sharing a penalty box and a tri-latte with Gwen Pearson... who believes censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. You actually read that article? Okay, look, I read the damn article, but don't tell anyone... because if word gets out that I read, my reputation-- shot to hell.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
What happened? Is everyone okay?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
I want you to have this.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
26.2s
Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you. It's Friday night. Get out of here. I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia. Oh, I read that. Made me want to kill myself. I'm kidding. - Where's my Wilder story? - There is no story, Elliot. The guy's a joke. He tries to turn every interview into a date. A good writer gets her story no matter what. Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight. You should be there.