Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.9s
- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.6s
Your father wants to get us a place in Forest Grove as an engagement present. - My parents know about this? - Yeah, I told everyone.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
25.7s
Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late-night booty scratch. First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms. Now I don't even know where my bitch is. Wilder's got some big blowout tonight. Maybe your bitch is gonna be there. You do not call her that, gonad! Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 . I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter. The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go? Anything at all?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.6s
I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
Northwestern. I am the shit.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8s
I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please. I don't think so. Student transcripts are confidential. Sorry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.6s
- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess. "Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party"? Then your mom can come.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
35.4s
Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here? What am I doing here? What were you doing in there? As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it? What was that girl, a freshman? She reads at a sophomore level. This was a big mistake, Van. I'm leaving. Why are you here? Did you come to hire me to do your bachelorette party? 'Cause your party pimp has already been booked by your fianc�. - My fianc�? What are you talking about? - When are you two tying the knot? Seriously, I'd really like to hold that date open. That is none of your business. And you know what? You're none of mine.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.6s
She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. Son of a bitch. Disappear! Yes, superior leader, sir.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.4s
Don't tease me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.4s
It's not like he can see out of it anyway. Loser.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.5s
After we put all the water back in the pool... we'll be accepting donations in the form of... cash, Visa and full-frontal nudity. Hutch, take over.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.8s
Take me. I want you now. Now! Shit!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.9s
- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.6s
Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.1s
I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.