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Can I help you, son?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Wilder.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Lovely. It's all about presentation, gentlemen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... and I just wanted to bring my A game. Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? Now, follow my foolproof plan... and I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles... massage oil... and Barry White. Write that down. - Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump. Barry White.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let the damn baby have his ball back.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- May I help you? - Yeah, I'm Van-- You made it. Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's acquaintances from school. There's room for one more? By all means. Come in, please.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Can I help you, son?

Wilder.

Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.

Lovely. It's all about presentation, gentlemen.

I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... and I just wanted to bring my A game. Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? Now, follow my foolproof plan... and I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.

All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles... massage oil... and Barry White. Write that down. - Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump. Barry White.

Let the damn baby have his ball back.

Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

- May I help you? - Yeah, I'm Van-- You made it. Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's acquaintances from school. There's room for one more? By all means. Come in, please.

Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.

Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

Wow. If he's here, who's running Hell?

- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.

Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.

Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.

All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.