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You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Write that down.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Mail it in! Mail it in. Van, you must make four monthly payments of $5,000 each. I'm sorry, Taj. I'm gonna have to let you go. I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore. A good soldier does not leave his commander... just because he lies wounded, arms torn off at the sockets... intestines spilling out onto the mud, picked at by the birds. I will stay on at no charge. Okay. Exactly how much money do you have? - He has only $34. - Damn, Van! What the hell you gonna do with $34, man?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Congratulations, Taj! Your first blow job. In my country, a woman's mastery of her gastronomical releases... is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne... and a TA at Coolidge. I wish I had teachers like that. And just like that, Topless Tutors was born.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We knew you could do it. Desi told me how she and a few of her grad school pals... could use some extra income. Taj proved to be an excellent company accountant... as well as our most valued client.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Freshman year. I'll get the others. - Wait. There are more of these? - Actually, there are many more. It seems Mr. Wilder didn't quite come out of his shell... until mid-sophomore year.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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X... equals... six? Yeah!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Thanks.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right. Gwen, all right! You're just in time. - Take your clothes off. - I'm not taking off my clothes. It is the Naked Mile Run. Everybody else is in their birthday suit. Except that guy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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He?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm. I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot. - I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night? Can't you postpone it? Gwen, first exam-- most crucial. It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe. It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back. Bye.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You going out tonight? Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen. The dynamic duo will seal the deal tonight. Good luck, ladies.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder