I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
Oh, my God. Feel it!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.9s
I'll get that.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.3s
- You did good. - Let's get this man "leid." Meet my new girl.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17.7s
There's so much that I need to say-- the article-- I was scared that you wouldn't come. Well, I was trying to decide what panties I should wear.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.3s
You can't even-- I mean, this girl is-- - I was wondering-- - I'll do it.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.3s
- My name is Van. - Hi, my name is Terry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.3s
What's your name? I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Where are you from, Taj?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.4s
Hey, I know you. - Thank you very much. - You're the best, Van. Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it. I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside. - Okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.6s
- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
16.4s
I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
They need me, Ted.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.4s
You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.1s
You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.6s
Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!
