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Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. Just like you and me.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That ought to be enough to get you started.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long You must be Gwen-- the truck driver.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Why don't you go "release" your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

11.6s

Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. "Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... and state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged."

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Continue, Mr. Wilder. - I'm okay. I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. Let the record show that... when I attended class... I did receive exemplary marks. However, it was only when I met a special someone... that I realized what I was doing-- hiding. See, after this is real life, and I wasn't ready for that. I don't know why exactly. I do know that I don't wanna end up like my father... whose whole life revolves around work. But I see that now. And I'm ready to move on. Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch? - Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. - What's any of this got to do with... that he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? Mr. Wilder.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seven years! I've accomplished nothing! There's no reason to stay here anymore! Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends... who in the drop of a rupee do anything for you, and that doesn't mean much? Who cares about Sick Boy and the charities you've helped... and all of our athletics-- those are all so minuscule? And I guess so is a promise... made to a wet-behind-the-ears kid from India whose only dream... was to bury his face in a beautiful woman's lotus patch.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

10.3s

If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself. All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people. - How you doing, my man? - What's up?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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If you do not see potential in yourself, then you are a blind man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Fuck you, Van Wilder!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.

Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. Just like you and me.

That ought to be enough to get you started.

I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long You must be Gwen-- the truck driver.

Why don't you go "release" your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.

I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.

Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.

Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. "Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... and state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged."

You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.

If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.

All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself. All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people. - How you doing, my man? - What's up?

If you do not see potential in yourself, then you are a blind man.

Fuck you, Van Wilder!

Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay!