Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! No. Fuck you, homie! You're looking at five years for possession. - Unless you wanna talk. - Uh, Vic? No? Watch him. I'll be back. This is bullshit, man! No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. This is a hard no for me. - This is an UberPool, right? - No, it's not an UberPool! Don't act like... you know what UberPool is, okay? You learned that earlier today.
Stuber
8.1s
There are no contacts. Only one number. That's Tedjo. He gives his guys burner phones. Sorry, I haven't used T9 in so long.
Stuber
2.2s
This is the bar.
Stuber
4.7s
See? Didn't that feel good? You asked for help and the sky didn't fall.
Stuber
2.6s
All right, buddy.
Stuber
5.7s
Fuck, this is a lease! Will you quit bitching? Now, punch it! You know what?
Stuber
4.1s
You are doing great. Just focus on Becca.
Stuber
2.7s
All right. Come on, hurry!
Stuber
4.8s
- So... - Hey, honey. Can I talk to you for a second? Okay.
Stuber
22.5s
Well, switch to gas! There's no gas! It's an electric car! You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? Everybody who buys an electric car has a car that doesn't use gas. That's what an electric car is. Well, that shit attitude is not gonna help us out of this situation. No attitude will help. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Stuber
9.8s
- Is he okay? - He's fine. Just some mild tissue damage. - Pooch okay? - He's good. Eight more came out. What do you wanna do with him? Find him a good home.
Stuber
8.7s
And that was Thor! A lot of security back here. I'm gonna check it out. Stay put.
Stuber
21.2s
Yes! - I'm sorry. - Yes! - So sorry! Oh, God! - Stu! Vic! Vic! Yes! Yes! Let's go! Go! Go! I just hit someone with my car! She'll live. - You hit a crooked cop. - That was a cop? Oh, my God. Are you the bad guy? I'm not the bad guy. Come on!
Stuber
2.1s
Stop it! Stop!
Stuber
56.2s
That's funny. No, seriously, how much do you bench? Two-hundo? Three-hundo? I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. Bang those out. Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... Why are we stopping? - What the hell's going on? - Hi. - Hi. - I'm Sloan. Melanie. - What the hell? - The USC campus, right? - Yeah. - Can I interest you in some Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? - We're actually late... - Nope, we're good... ...so if you could get us there. What the hell's going on? Two young women have just gotten into the back seat of the car. You selected the UberPool option, so... Uber-what? UberPool. You pool the cost of the ride with other passengers going in the same direction. No. No. It's actually very cost-efficient. They're going to USC and he's just... No, no, no. Ladies, official police business. Is that even real? Get the fuck out of the car! - Oh, God! - Go, go! - Move it, move it! - Stop yelling at us! - Grab your shit... - What? No, no. - ...and get out! - Seriously? - No, please come back! - So lame! Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! Come on. Let's go, Steve.
Stuber
8.6s
You're not Chinese. - I'm the racist one? - You look like... if all the ugly people in every race fucked! Come on, let's go. Long Beach.
Stuber
7.1s
Stay right there. Bad things happen to people... but it doesn't affect them if they don't think about it.