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22.6s
It wasn't fun. You can't drop me off. I need you to come with me. No, no, no. You're a cop. I'm a civilian. You're built for justice. I'm built for brunch. I do civilian things. I like walks. And I really wanna get into brewing beer. Like IPAs, maybe a nice Hefeweizen. But I cannot do that if I'm dead.
Stuber
28s
- Nikki? - Dad! Hey, I'm still pissed off at you... but my show is over. Um, I'm alive and I definitely don't need this gun anymore, so... Yeah, Nikki, I gotta call you back. McHenry's pulling up. McHenry? She was acting really weird tonight. Like, really huggy. - Yeah, something's not right. - Dad. What's going on? Where are you? I gotta go. Dad? What's going on? Where are the feds? I didn't think we needed 'em.
Stuber
42.3s
Oh, my God. Jesus. Stu, what happened to you? Becca, I have to tell you something. Okay, then... come over, Stu. - And we can... - Becca, I am in love with you. And I have been since the moment we met. You date assholes. I'm sorry, but you do. And I wait on the sidelines, and I come when you call... and I encourage you and I make your dreams my dreams... and I guess I've just been hoping that someday you would look at me and see me differently. And something would click! What the... Uh, I'm sorry, this is a little unfair. Um... So you were too afraid to tell me how you felt and now it's my fault... for not clicking? No, no, no. You're right. It's not your fault, it's my fault.
Stuber
36.1s
I just can't do this anymore. I can't have casual sex with you and pretend like I don't feel anything. I can't open a business with you and hope that that will make you fall in love with me. Okay, all right. I guess I'll find the other half somehow. No, no. Keep my money, seriously. I know it's gonna be very successful and as an investor I'll become super wealthy. But it's your dream, not mine. Wait, what? But I don't wanna lose you. Can we still be friends? No. No. Because I am in love with you.
Stuber