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You know I can't see. What did you say to her, man? You ruined her night. I don't know. I gave her my Glock. See, that's your problem! You give people Glocks instead of love. Suddenly the Uber driver knows all about parenting. You're just very abrasive and you're insensitive, and you're very scary and you're... Oh, my God! That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about! Why did you do that? To get cops here. Just in case. Let's go. Go, go.
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22.6s
Okay. We just gotta get out of here and we're home free. I got us an UberSUV, so we can all pile in. Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna be here in three minutes. Six minutes! He took a right! You're going the wrong way, Tariq! What are you doing, dude? Everyone, pull out your phones. Call Uber. Uber. Uber. Ride-share. Ride-share. Yeah, dude. We know what Uber is.
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21.3s
Five. Technically four. You fainted before Amo got shot in the head. Rhetorical! Rhetorical question, dude! I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. And I don't have insurance. So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists who quote white guys with Indian names and tell me that I should meditate. I do meditate!
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43.9s
Oh! What the hell do you want? This is more about what you want, Detective Manning. You know my name. I'm freakin' flattered. Want another partner... to die on your watch? - Little shit's not my partner. - No, no, no. Don't listen to him. He's bluffing. We're very close. No, we're not. Shoot him. I just asked him to be the godfather of my children. Yes? You'll do it? Save your breath, Steve. We're in love. There. It's out there. Ahh! This is how it's gonna play out. That ugly cocksucker... You're not that ugly. ...is gonna offer up a swap. You for Amo, straight up. Me for Amo, straight up? Awesome! As soon as we make the swap... he's gonna shoot us both. Senor Cortez here, too. That's bullshit, man. No, he's right actually. Boss hates loose ends. I told you.
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17.8s
Oh. Of course. Yeah, no, I was just thinking about that earlier. You think I'd miss my baby girl's first gallery show? Well, you did schedule eye surgery the same day as it, so... Well, even if I was having a heart transplant today, I'd be there. Right. But you can't actually see, so... I'll get up real close then.
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28s
- Nikki? - Dad! Hey, I'm still pissed off at you... but my show is over. Um, I'm alive and I definitely don't need this gun anymore, so... Yeah, Nikki, I gotta call you back. McHenry's pulling up. McHenry? She was acting really weird tonight. Like, really huggy. - Yeah, something's not right. - Dad. What's going on? Where are you? I gotta go. Dad? What's going on? Where are the feds? I didn't think we needed 'em.
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