That's on you, bro. No! No! No, go out the window!
Stuber
14.8s
All right. I thought you just needed a couple of bullets, bud. Well, you can never be too prepared. Yeah, but somebody has to pay for all this shit. - Put it on my Uber tab. - There's no tab! Uber is not a general store in the Old West! Oh, no.
Stuber
9.6s
The blurriness should dissipate in the next 24 hours, give or take. Rest, no driving, avoid stress... increased heart rate, sunlight, heat, dust. You might experience some dizziness, headache.
Stuber
5.1s
Oh, fuck! Shit! Oh, Jesus Christ! Sorry!
Stuber
1.8s
God damn it.
Stuber
4.2s
Stu, take the shot! Shoot! - Just defeat him! - Come on!
Stuber
21.8s
Coward! Where are you? You're the coward! You can't face your own feelings! You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... and those giant sphinx statue things can see a warrior's true internal nature? - What? - And that super scary knight gets vaporized... because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? Yeah?
Stuber
9.2s
Does anyone have a phone? Thank you. I'm gonna call 911. No! No cops. Right. - There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right.
Stuber
15.4s
I'll pay for that! So you can work out without having men ogle you. Just you and your gal pals, listening to Sia, getting your beach bods. Out of the way! Get out of the way! - Are you okay? - No, I'm not!
Stuber
39.2s
- Hey. - What? I can't wait for tonight. With runners at the corners and a one-one count, nobody out. The pitch... for a ball. I gotta tell you, Los Angeles is now putting themselves... in the mix for the playoff hunt. They've got the third lowest... - Yeah. - It's tonight. The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. Leon, whose drop? Tedjo. - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. Yo, man, this is big. Are you fucking sure? 300 keys. Maybe even more. That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Oh, you done good, buddy. You done good. Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. Where's Tedjo making the drop?
Stuber
1.5s
Leon!
Stuber
1.2s
Okay.
Stuber
1.9s
God damn it.
Stuber
1.4s
Faster!
Stuber
6.4s
Really solid stuff. Reminiscent of a young Richard Serra. Oh, thank you. Yeah.
Stuber
12s
Take a deep breath, all right? You didn't do anything wrong. I shot a guy. I'm gonna go to jail. I'm the guy who would arrest you for that, and I'm not gonna arrest you. That scumbag over there... sells heroin to kids. Now sit down.
Stuber
1.5s
His name is Stu.
Stuber
18s
Another record-setting day in Los Angeles. Hottest day since 1911. Stay safe, folks. This is Madness! What kind of music do you like? I got a fully-loaded iPod. I got rap, hip-hop, R&B, adult-contempo... world music. Name a thing, I bet I have it. Let's play a game.
