Hey. I need you to send a text for me that says... "He's dead." When my grandmother died she looked so peaceful. These men do not look peaceful. - They look murdered. - Stu. I need Tedjo to think I'm dead.
Stuber
4.3s
Okay, they were bad men. They made bad choices... and it was their fault, not mine.
Stuber
4.7s
God damn it. He passed out. All right, we gotta get this guy to the hospital.
Stuber
1.7s
I'm sorry, Leon.
Stuber
1.2s
Uh...
Stuber
40.9s
Oh, you used to be happy. That's adorable. You know, I would have said you should smile more... but now that I see this picture... good call on quitting smiling. Your face looks really bad when you smile. It also looks really bad when you don't smile. You have a bad face. Oh, man. I've only got six rounds left. Are these two other hostages you took? - You're not helping. - Did you just yell... "cruise ship" at them until they took you? Look, I need more ammo. And we've only got an hour. Outside The Box. Outside the box. Outside the box. All right, now, let's brainstorm. We can find a black market gun dealer. - No, it's where I work. - Uber? Like Uber Eats? They have Uber Guns? Uber Bullets?
Stuber
1.6s
You're my best friend, man.
Stuber
1.2s
He's so little!
Stuber
4.3s
Tough guy, huh? Wanna face me like a man? All right, here we go.
Stuber
1.5s
Fuck you!
Stuber
1.5s
Fuck.
Stuber
7.6s
Real men cry! Real men listen to their feelings!
Stuber
12.7s
I get it. It was too much for you. Oh, you mean shooting an unarmed, handcuffed man... in the back seat of the electric vehicle I lease? Yeah, it was a lot. And please don't take this the wrong way... but go fuck yourself.
Stuber
19.8s
Is this an Uber? Man, fuck this! I'm out of here. Hey! This ain't no Uber. I'm undercover. And I'm the bad cop, you little girl. - Open this door! - My partner may look scary... but I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing. - What? - Back at the precinct they call me "Wolf".
Stuber
28s
- Nikki? - Dad! Hey, I'm still pissed off at you... but my show is over. Um, I'm alive and I definitely don't need this gun anymore, so... Yeah, Nikki, I gotta call you back. McHenry's pulling up. McHenry? She was acting really weird tonight. Like, really huggy. - Yeah, something's not right. - Dad. What's going on? Where are you? I gotta go. Dad? What's going on? Where are the feds? I didn't think we needed 'em.
Stuber
1.6s
Is that why you came?
Stuber
16.7s
The feds took over this investigation... because they're worried about a mole in the force. They know someone inside is on Tedjo's payroll. Now drop that rifle! Drop it! I'm not a freaking mole. You know that. Yeah.