- Hey. - What? I can't wait for tonight. With runners at the corners and a one-one count, nobody out. The pitch... for a ball. I gotta tell you, Los Angeles is now putting themselves... in the mix for the playoff hunt. They've got the third lowest... - Yeah. - It's tonight. The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. Leon, whose drop? Tedjo. - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. Yo, man, this is big. Are you fucking sure? 300 keys. Maybe even more. That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Oh, you done good, buddy. You done good. Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. Where's Tedjo making the drop?
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Leon?
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God, it's bright. Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming, Dad.
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It's been a five-star ride for me. Hope it's been a five-star ride for you. If you want your five stars... keep the meter running. Oh, there's no meter. People will just call another Uber. That's...
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"Andre the giant motherfucker."
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God damn it.
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Bye, forever!
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Wow.
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That's funny. No, seriously, how much do you bench? Two-hundo? Three-hundo? I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. Bang those out. Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... Why are we stopping? - What the hell's going on? - Hi. - Hi. - I'm Sloan. Melanie. - What the hell? - The USC campus, right? - Yeah. - Can I interest you in some Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? - We're actually late... - Nope, we're good... ...so if you could get us there. What the hell's going on? Two young women have just gotten into the back seat of the car. You selected the UberPool option, so... Uber-what? UberPool. You pool the cost of the ride with other passengers going in the same direction. No. No. It's actually very cost-efficient. They're going to USC and he's just... No, no, no. Ladies, official police business. Is that even real? Get the fuck out of the car! - Oh, God! - Go, go! - Move it, move it! - Stop yelling at us! - Grab your shit... - What? No, no. - ...and get out! - Seriously? - No, please come back! - So lame! Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! Come on. Let's go, Steve.
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You think by the time a gun is fired that you can jump in front of a bullet? Now I'm starting to question it. Yeah, we don't live in slow-motion land, kid. I bet you're also wondering... if I've ever walked away from a big explosion and not looked over my shoulder. You've made your point. Shot out the tires on a car speeding towards me. A hundred times over. We're here.
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So, can we rewind real quick? "Official police business"? Just going to see a friend. Never Uber'd a cop before. Ever been shot? Ever taken a bullet for someone? What do you mean? Like, have you ever... jumped in front of someone and taken a bullet that was intended for that person? You know what I mean? Person, bullet, you.
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I know. Classic rock. Music to work out to, my man. Styx. What's that song?
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"Come Sail Away." That's what it's called! "Come Sail Away."
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Come on.
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Oh. Didn't quite make it. - Just a second. - Let's go! Looks like someone drove their car into a ditch. They should put a sign up. Well, if they didn't see the ditch, they're not gonna see the sign.
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Another record-setting day in Los Angeles. Hottest day since 1911. Stay safe, folks. This is Madness! What kind of music do you like? I got a fully-loaded iPod. I got rap, hip-hop, R&B, adult-contempo... world music. Name a thing, I bet I have it. Let's play a game.