Mmm. - We're doing it! - Yes! Becca, I like your shoes. They don't really go with your outfit... but, uh, you can pull it off. Oh, Richie, thank you. I like your facial hair. Although, am I your type? 'Cause I'm over 12. - What? - I'm gonna go... 'cause when you entered, my tailbone was like, "We're unsafe!" Will you call me later? - Yeah. - All right. Bye! I'm excited! She was making a joke. I don't like when girls make jokes. Hey, um, can I pick up some more shifts? I need some more cash coming in. Not in this economy. Cool? Sure. Also, not really an appropriate question to ask your boss. Yeah. You think Becca would fuck me?
Stuber
12.3s
- Happy birthday, Kramer. - Yo, Vic. - I appreciate it. - McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th. I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. I didn't get cake on my birthday. What're you doin' here? Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? Tedjo's a cop killer.
Stuber
1.8s
Thank you.
Stuber
1.4s
Morris!
Stuber
2.7s
Oh. Oh, Jesus!
Stuber
1.2s
Hey.
Stuber
6.3s
Amo Cortez? Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. Yeah, it is now. - Hey! - What the fuck, man?
Stuber
21.2s
Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. So, how do you know my dad? He kidnapped me. We killed some people. Huh. I'm on the fence. Really? I think she's brilliant. Her pieces are so emotionally charged. Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. Like if Tilted Arc had a soul.
Stuber
13.8s
- I'm not going to Bosley. - But... I'm banging a chick that works there. - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? - Hmm? - All right. Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. I need the full Stuber experience or you're getting one star again. Whoo!
Stuber
3.3s
- Okay. - Bye. Bye.
Stuber
2s
I'll kill you!
Stuber
19.8s
I just was... Because you had said that we couldn't mention me on the pamphlet... because it's a women-only gym... and then your man friend Byron Jade... much more of a man than I am. Oh, Stu, no, no, no! No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. Sign it, sign it, sign it. Okay!
Stuber
6.3s
"Come Sail Away." That's what it's called! "Come Sail Away."
Stuber
5s
All right. Looking good. Keep these on the rest of the day.
Stuber
1.4s
Come on.
Stuber
2.7s
You fucked with the wrong Uber driver!
Stuber
20s
Oh, this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick. I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. Yeah, that was probably my boss. He's the second worst guy I've ever met. Who's the first? I'll give you a hint. It's you.
