- Hey! - Hello. Guess who just wrote roughly fourteen paragraphs on Byron's Facebook page... about what a worthless sleazebag he is. Ah, yes. The revenge phase. Three glasses of Savah-Bee will do that to a girl. Yep, you are drunk. The alcohol is actually helping. Because it's giving me clarity. Clarity? - What kind of clarity? - Okay. Um, did I just see a penis? Where are you? Oh. Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. Did I just see a dick the size of Simon Birch, or what's going on? Don't worry. What were you saying? - "Clarity"? - Okay, I have this crazy idea. I'm feeling a lot of stuff right now. With the business and you. I want you to come over. And I want to watch... When Harry Met Sally. Remember the time we did it? Did what? Oh, my God! I don't wanna put you in a weird position... if you don't wanna do it again. Oh, no, no, no. It's not a weird position. It's a good position. You know what? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, great! Cool. I'm here! I'll just come right over. And, uh, we'll do it.
Stuber
19.2s
You need to tell her how you feel. A relationship cannot thrive without honesty. That's why Amber calls me out for being a fat piece of dogshit. That's abuse. That's a different thing. No, it's love. Tough love. Look, we about to get a rush. What's your fat Freddie Mercury-looking-ass got for me? All right. Let's cut the shit.
Stuber
2.8s
Beep! No take backs.
Stuber
1.5s
All right. Look.
Stuber
8s
Now I paid for a driver... and I'm getting a fucking driver... with little gold stars. Come on.
Stuber
34.4s
That's the microwave, homes. What the hell? You guys just sit around... and watch fish all day? How's that? And, I'm gonna give you five seconds to tell me where Amo Cortez is! "So, we can... "...fuck." Yeah. That's it. People say that. I wanna fuck you. No. "So, we can... "do the thing that we had... "decided upon." That's good, that's good. Sent. God, what have I done? Attack, Pico! What's wrong with him?
Stuber
3.6s
It smells like balls in here. Wonder why.
Stuber
2.2s
This is the bar.
Stuber
1.2s
Steve!
Stuber
13.9s
"Yo, Becs! 'Sup... "girl? "I'll be slightly late. "But I'll be right over... "so we can... "have sex."
Stuber
11.8s
That's too vague. "So, we can... "achieve penetration." Nope, that's not it. Don't you need a warrant or some shit? You think I'm playing games? I guess you won't miss your big, fancy TV then.
Stuber
12.9s
Nuh-uh. I'm gonna hold onto these. I'd tell you to stay in the car, but I figure... you're too afraid to get out, so... I'm not too afraid to get out. I just don't want to. I'm choosing to stay in the car.
Stuber
9.9s
LAPD. Open up. What? Five-oh! Five-Oh! - Get this shit. Get it out of here, man! Get the crystal. What are you doing? There's some in the back. In the back!
Stuber
6.3s
Amo Cortez? Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. Yeah, it is now. - Hey! - What the fuck, man?
Stuber
1.8s
Dude, that's a fish tank.
Stuber
3.1s
No. "Get down."
Stuber
6.7s
I will drag your ass to jail. A white cop dragging around a brown man. That'll look great. I'm not white.