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That's technically not the sky. That's the sky's tears. It's tears of joy 'cause the sky is proud of you. Please shut up. Well, no worries.

Stuber

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"Andre the giant motherfucker."

Stuber

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Stu, get the gun!

Stuber

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Mexican? Libyan? Chilean?

Stuber

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He brought his undercover crew with him. Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. Los Angeles as well. Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it. - Don't shoot! - Don't do it! You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? So uncool! God damn it.

Stuber

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Smooth operator speaking. Fucking Byron, man! He's a piece of shit! He came over. He goes to the bathroom... I obviously immediately look at his phone. It's fucking full of all these pictures... of all these girls who look barely out of fucking high school. It's like vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. Oh, my God! I broke up with him! Becca, you are a queen. Byron is a full-on piece of shit and he doesn't deserve you. I wanna lock myself in my apartment like Grey Gardens. I want to Grey Gardens myself. That is the most depressing verb I've ever heard. I wanna scream into a cup for six years. I'm gonna start drinking. Then Yogurtland, then vengeance. - Tequila? - Yes. God, yes. Always. Well, I'll bring a bottle and some yogurt. - You decide the order, okay? - Okay. Stu, will you hurry?

Stuber

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Okay.

Stuber

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Oh, wow. That's awesome. That is beautiful. - Oh, thank you. - Wow.

Stuber

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I don't.

Stuber

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Stu, take the shot!

Stuber

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That's on you, bro. No! No! No, go out the window!

Stuber

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All right. I thought you just needed a couple of bullets, bud. Well, you can never be too prepared. Yeah, but somebody has to pay for all this shit. - Put it on my Uber tab. - There's no tab! Uber is not a general store in the Old West! Oh, no.

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The blurriness should dissipate in the next 24 hours, give or take. Rest, no driving, avoid stress... increased heart rate, sunlight, heat, dust. You might experience some dizziness, headache.

Stuber

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Oh, fuck! Shit! Oh, Jesus Christ! Sorry!

Stuber

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God damn it.

Stuber

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Stu, take the shot! Shoot! - Just defeat him! - Come on!

Stuber

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Coward! Where are you? You're the coward! You can't face your own feelings! You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... and those giant sphinx statue things can see a warrior's true internal nature? - What? - And that super scary knight gets vaporized... because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? Yeah?

Stuber

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Does anyone have a phone? Thank you. I'm gonna call 911. No! No cops. Right. - There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right.

Stuber

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That's technically not the sky. That's the sky's tears. It's tears of joy 'cause the sky is proud of you. Please shut up. Well, no worries.

"Andre the giant motherfucker."

Stu, get the gun!

Mexican? Libyan? Chilean?

He brought his undercover crew with him. Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. Los Angeles as well. Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it. - Don't shoot! - Don't do it! You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? So uncool! God damn it.

Okay.

Oh, wow. That's awesome. That is beautiful. - Oh, thank you. - Wow.

I don't.

Stu, take the shot!

That's on you, bro. No! No! No, go out the window!

All right. I thought you just needed a couple of bullets, bud. Well, you can never be too prepared. Yeah, but somebody has to pay for all this shit. - Put it on my Uber tab. - There's no tab! Uber is not a general store in the Old West! Oh, no.

The blurriness should dissipate in the next 24 hours, give or take. Rest, no driving, avoid stress... increased heart rate, sunlight, heat, dust. You might experience some dizziness, headache.

Oh, fuck! Shit! Oh, Jesus Christ! Sorry!

God damn it.

Stu, take the shot! Shoot! - Just defeat him! - Come on!

Does anyone have a phone? Thank you. I'm gonna call 911. No! No cops. Right. - There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right.