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17.8s
Oh. Of course. Yeah, no, I was just thinking about that earlier. You think I'd miss my baby girl's first gallery show? Well, you did schedule eye surgery the same day as it, so... Well, even if I was having a heart transplant today, I'd be there. Right. But you can't actually see, so... I'll get up real close then.
Stuber
20.7s
- Did you hear that? - Becca wants to fuck! Oh, my God! What am I gonna do? - You're gonna fuck! - But then what? We just don't talk about it? Not this time. This time you tell her how you feel. You open your heart. You be honest. Go. - Yeah. Yeah. - Lock it down. - Lock it down. - Lock it down. I'm gonna lock it down. I'm gonna tell her how I feel. Amo.
Stuber
21.3s
Five. Technically four. You fainted before Amo got shot in the head. Rhetorical! Rhetorical question, dude! I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. And I don't have insurance. So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists who quote white guys with Indian names and tell me that I should meditate. I do meditate!
Stuber
30s
What? Yeah. The back and forth... the razzing, you and me. It's the best part about this whole stupid job. It's, like, the worst part for me. Do you have any idea what it's like... to know the only reason you even have a job is because your dad owns this place? And you're balding? Fuck. I honestly don't see any hair loss on you. Yeah, you should see my drain when I shower. Yeah, but that's shedding. That's normal. Everyone has that. - Plus your follicles... - Hey, Stu, we gotta go.
Stuber
20s
Come on. - What are you doing? - Get over here, big guy. After all the horrors we've been through... we've earned this. Come on. - Save it for a tree, bud. - Hey. Men can hug. Okay? And I know deep inside that... needlessly muscular body... is the biggest muscle of all, your heart. - And I want to hug that heart. - Stu!
Stuber
22.6s
Okay. We just gotta get out of here and we're home free. I got us an UberSUV, so we can all pile in. Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna be here in three minutes. Six minutes! He took a right! You're going the wrong way, Tariq! What are you doing, dude? Everyone, pull out your phones. Call Uber. Uber. Uber. Ride-share. Ride-share. Yeah, dude. We know what Uber is.
Stuber