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Sorry to Bother You
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Okay, so like... "Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here. - Sorry to bother you"... - Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong. I'm not talking about sounding all nasal. It's, like, sounding like you don't have a care. Got your bills paid. You're happy about your future. You about ready to jump in your Ferrari out there after you get off this call. Put some real breath in there. Breezy like... "I don't really need this money." You've never been fired. Only laid off.
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