Your mom forced you to hang out with me. Earl forced you to show me your movies. Madison forced you to make a movie about me. So, what part of this did you actually want to do?
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Nice. Really nice.
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Look, yesterday, Earl and I got stoned somehow. And it was after we both ate your soup. And we didn't smoke any marijuana, which I have never done, so... Your soup must have drugs in it, 'cause that was the only thing we both ate... ...other than some cookies we got from Ill Phil, the drug dealer.
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COMMENTATOR ON VIDEO: Tales of Hoffmann is a film by Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger. (DOOR OPENS) I think, ultimately, what one has to understand watching this film... ...it's a very special piece of filmmaking. Oh.
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Earl came by earlier to drop something off... ...but he turned down this superb Andouille rabbit sausage... ...which is quite unlike him.
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Have a look. I'm definitely gonna regret doing literally no school work this year!
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But... we never really did figure it out. It still sucks.
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(GRUNTING) (CHOKING)
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(SNIFFLES)
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What?
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Although, actually, why would it? I'm just overwhelmed with your enthusiasm today. I guess we're just gonna have to do it the old-fashioned way.
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It's like when they make a dog wear human clothes. Have you seen that? It just makes you really sad to look at.
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Though I don't even know where I'd put them. It's like, like the only place left is the barf bucket.