This sexy pillow here. Oh, my God, can you just... (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) Ooh, Greg, this pillow's name is Francesca. GREG: Don't joke, I can't deal with that. She's a filthy Italian woman. Please, stop!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.3s
You know that you can smoke a hornet?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
10.6s
Man, how did you not know it was the cookies? Man, it was your dumb ass yelling that shit on the bus. ILL PHIL: Yo, Greg! Did you snitch on me? He did snitch on you!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.1s
No one has done more to make me smile than he has. And no one ever could.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4s
You mean, talk about cancer? Only if you want to.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.5s
The hell you want?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.8s
So, how are you?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.5s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) Whoa!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.6s
Kind of a monster silence in here.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.5s
For real.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.2s
Yeah.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
38.5s
Hey, yo, shut your ass up, man! Like you care so much about what other people think, boy, you go around here... ...kissin' everybody ass, pretending like they your friend. Look, nobody gives a shit about you, Greg! All right? Nobody give a shit! DERRICK: Whoop his ass! And then the one girl who do actually care about you... ...you wanna come over here and bitch and whine about some films, yo? Huh? Because somebody actually cares about you? Like, damn, I'm so tired of you treating this girl like she a burden. You know, her life is over after this! And you want to come over here bitchin' and whinin' about some irrelevant bullshit! Like, yo, you so close to me knocking your shit loose right now, son! Go for it! Oh, so you want me to hit you now? Huh? Yeah, I don't care! You want me to hit you now? Yeah, Earl, I want you to! (GROANS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
13.6s
GREG: Look, I know you're really bracing for this sweet girl... ...that you probably like a lot to die. Just please bear with me. She doesn't. She gets better. I promise. (EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' CONTINUE PLAYING)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
8.7s
It's me who has to lie in bed all day, with a shaved head... ...getting weaker and uglier, and more miserable, with no hope in sight.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.8s
Seriously, like, how many... how many pillows is that?