The head nods of Jock Nation. The fist bumps of the Kingdom of Stoners. The innocuous witticisms of The People's Republic of Theater Dorks. Greg, how was your summer? Summer. What does that word even mean? Like, more "summ"? (LAUGHING) GREG: In a typical high school life, you belong to one nation... ...which can never guarantee you total security.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
38.4s
GIRL: Your test was today? GREG: Ugh. Tests! I've been there. That's like sending troops to Afghanistan. Maintain relationships with citizens of the most dicked-upon nations. For example, Scott Mayhew, the gothy dork I'm sitting next to here. Scott, nice Berserker. Thank you? It took years of cultivation to win his trust. (SINGING) Yo, my name is Ill Phil I'll bend you to my will GREG: Or the universally ostracized Ill Phil. Yeah, that's good. Force you to eat that pill Now you're like, "What's the deal?" Truly a nation of one. I just got killed (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) GREG: And there were some places I simply couldn't go. Like the cafeteria.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.6s
Every last square inch of it was disputed territory.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.2s
Um...
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2s
I guess he probably did.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.6s
By senior year, I had mastered the languages and customs of its various sovereign states.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.2s
Have you seen me in a tux?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.7s
Now we can get back to our interview.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.5s
Oh. Okay, so you don't wanna hang out? No. Thanks anyways.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.9s
I used to think about it this way: Schenley High School was a world unto itself.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
17.4s
No, 'cause last time it was about Greg-acil... ...which if you recall comes in convenient gel-tab form. Look, I don't want you hanging out with me. I don't need your stupid pity. It's fine, you can just go. No, no. You got it all wrong. I'm not here 'cause I pity you. I'm actually here because my mom is making me.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
9.6s
Get passports to everywhere. Just be on low-key good terms with everyone... ...casually interact with them once in a while... ...in a way that is invisible to everyone else.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.2s
Get citizenship in every nation.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.5s
(TYPING)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.2s
GREG: Rachel. Greg, what are you doing here?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.9s
Oh, Greg.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.7s
Just... Just do something nice for me for once and just get out.