Rachel, we just found out the theme for this year's prom: "A Knight to Remember." Knight with a Medieval prom! Isn't prom like six months away? Hi, guys. This is Greg, he's gonna be sitting with us today. Anybody need any spoons? No?
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GREG: And just like that...
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Yeah, I've just been busy.
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I just feel like, you know, for a kid like me...
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...I really, I really can only remember thinking about him as this... ...you know, big, kind of like asshole guy.
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Don't cry. I'm not crying.
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You don't have to pretend. Earl told me you guys were making a movie for me.
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Peace, peace. Thanks. Bye.
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GREG: But we did still become friends.
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...she's decided to do.
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GREG: So, basically, this whole setup is so that, you know... ...I can talk to you, you can talk to me... ...and I can see you, and you can see me. Except it's not really me, it's a phone. And I know that sounds kind of weird, but it's not.
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GREG: Earl!
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God! You know, people just assume that Rachel and I are dating. It's ruining my life. Today I threatened to sexually assault a fake baby.
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Flowers.
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...in high school, best case scenario, just... survive. You know? Survive without creating any mortal enemies... ...or hideously embarrassing yourself forever. Just survive until college? College? No. God, college is going to be even worse.
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McCARTHY: So what's the status on the 20-pager on Nixon?
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But your father and I can wait till you're ready to talk about it.
