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GREG: So, we're pretty far into this stupid story now... ...and you're probably saying to yourself, "Hey. I like this girl Rachel. "And I'm gonna be pissed if she dies at the end." So, I'm just telling you: don't freak out. She survives.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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...so use your ears and listen to me.

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Goddamn it, Earl. Son, don't even start. Pig's foot.

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...and that's fine because that's not important to me.

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Honey?

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A couple years younger than you.

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All right, I'm gonna be honest here. Okay? Sometimes, white girls are particularly stupid. I mean, everybody's stupid, but white girls, you know... They think they better than everybody and self-centered and pretend they not. But... You aren't like that, you know. Um... It's just crazy how patient you've been. You know, I know if it was me that had cancer, uh...

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...she's decided to do.

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Peace, peace. Thanks. Bye.

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GREG: But we did still become friends.

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(PANTING)

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Earl came by earlier to drop something off... ...but he turned down this superb Andouille rabbit sausage... ...which is quite unlike him.

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Look, yesterday, Earl and I got stoned somehow. And it was after we both ate your soup. And we didn't smoke any marijuana, which I have never done, so... Your soup must have drugs in it, 'cause that was the only thing we both ate... ...other than some cookies we got from Ill Phil, the drug dealer.

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(GRUNTING) (CHOKING)

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It's Google for droogs.

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Just waiting for Earl. Awright, awright.

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Yeah, I like those too.

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It's like when they make a dog wear human clothes. Have you seen that? It just makes you really sad to look at.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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GREG: So, we're pretty far into this stupid story now... ...and you're probably saying to yourself, "Hey. I like this girl Rachel. "And I'm gonna be pissed if she dies at the end." So, I'm just telling you: don't freak out. She survives.

...so use your ears and listen to me.

Goddamn it, Earl. Son, don't even start. Pig's foot.

...and that's fine because that's not important to me.

Honey?

A couple years younger than you.

...she's decided to do.

Peace, peace. Thanks. Bye.

GREG: But we did still become friends.

(PANTING)

Earl came by earlier to drop something off... ...but he turned down this superb Andouille rabbit sausage... ...which is quite unlike him.

Look, yesterday, Earl and I got stoned somehow. And it was after we both ate your soup. And we didn't smoke any marijuana, which I have never done, so... Your soup must have drugs in it, 'cause that was the only thing we both ate... ...other than some cookies we got from Ill Phil, the drug dealer.

(GRUNTING) (CHOKING)

It's Google for droogs.

Just waiting for Earl. Awright, awright.

Yeah, I like those too.

It's like when they make a dog wear human clothes. Have you seen that? It just makes you really sad to look at.