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Why? Did he work for, like, the squirrel census? No, it was just something we did when it was time for us to spend time together. We didn't even say anything while we did it. All we'd say was stuff like: "Squirrel, seven." "Two squirrels, nine." Jesus. You need to apply for a dad refund immediately. RACHEL: What group am I in? GREG: What? RACHEL: Yesterday you were saying you'd mapped out the entire high school by group. What's my group? Seriously? Yeah. Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A. (GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE) Please appreciate how honest I was just now. You're an asshole.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl