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I don't even know how to start it. Like, I guess I could use one of those classic story beginning sentences. "It was the best of times; it was the worst of times." But what would that even mean?

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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MADISON: Sorry, it's a... It's a pillow. It's meant to be a baby, for health class.

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Captain Phillips pirates, not Pirates of the Caribbean.

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I should actually just stay here and keep you from watching that.

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GREG: I have no idea how to tell this story.

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If you can't accept that I'm going to do what I want to do with my life...

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They did say they're never gonna stop hounding me... ...so, sooner or later... you know... ...gonna get hounded.

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To give you an example.

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You know, I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a little groundhog. So... You can't really think that.

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Yeah.

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I might just not apply. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say. It's probably not even top five.

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I've known Greg ever since we were little. You know, I was in y'all kindergarten, right? Really? Mmm-hmm. I remember you. You was the girl who called Justin Jones perverted... ...for showing girls the birthmark on his butt. (LAUGHS) Oh, my God, yes!

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Listen, even if you think people won't like you... ...which is literally an insane thing to think... ...you're way less exposed to people in college. High school is 40 hours of class a week. College is, like, 15 and 20. And if you don't want to live with other people, then go to Pittsburgh State. Live at home. It's better than sitting college out because you irrationally hate yourself.

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Got tired of whooping your sorry ass.

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...you know... you wanted to... Greg, I'm not going to prom. I mean, you totally could. It could be like a, s-, awesome statement.

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Oh, my God, Greg. I know. Admission rescinded, due to significant change in my academic record. Oh, well, no college next year. I guess I'll just be home, which sucks for you... ...because it's gonna be so hard for you to go through all my stuff. Can you just do me a favor right now, Mom? Just leave me alone. Okay? Just let me sit here and regret stuff. I'm just gonna think about all the things that I've ever done... ...and all the things I haven't done and just regret the living shit out of it. Okay?

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Spiders the size of your fist. Their fangs glistening with venom and... ...their thousand-fold black eyes shining dully in the gloom. In the darkness, you would hear the sudden anguished hiss... ...of a spider being struck by an adult leopard wasp... ...and in their mortal struggle, they would plummet to one's bed... ...biting and stinging and thrashing...

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Congratulations, Greg. Tomorrow, you're eating lunch with Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A.

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