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(IN GERMAN ACCENT) The highly selective admissions process... ...weeds out the cruel and the stupid. So college is unlike the senseless chaos... ...and sickening enormity of high school. High school is the mouth of a great demon... ...biting and chewing and smushing people in the face.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
27.3s
Are you not gonna help me make this? The hell we gonna make, son? GREG'S DAD: They want fresh inspiration. I must tell you, the richest inspiration I have ever known was... ...during my period of quarantine in the Amazon. (THEME FROM THE CONVERSATION PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) Where I and a half dozen other... ...unfortunates had nothing to watch... ...but the bristling, leviathan tarantula... ...bunched up on the rotting, flimsy thatch... ...perhaps eight feet above our faces.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
26.8s
The only reasonable adult in all of Schenley. Heathens. BOTH: Respect the research. With Earl, whose role in my life I'm not even gonna try to explain to you right now. The harmony of overwhelming and collective murder. GREG: One last thing: hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact. It doesn't matter if the hot girl is also a good person. She's a moose, you're a chipmunk. She's just wandering through the forest, oblivious.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
15s
What is up with the arm touching? Are you just being friendly, or is this some calculated maneuver... ...to get me to do whatever you want? 'Cause you have to understand what it does when a beautiful, sexy... ...otherwise thoughtful girl... ...touches the arm of a scrawny, pasty groundhog-faced kid. It's an act of cruelty.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl