Daniel Craig's thing is, he's got an accent, right? So he's used to talking with his mouth in a weird shape... ...which is why he has pouty lips, like a woman. Lickable technology, like, I could text you a sandwich. I think that's where phones are headed. There's a button on the nape of his neck, under the skin. Just push it if you want him to stop.
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EARL: McCarthy must've put weed in that soup because my brain is trying to eat itself. GREG: Oh, my God. I have to go visit Rachel right now. EARL: Okay, well, you do that. I'ma be at your house eatin' up all your dad's food. GREG: No! You have to come help! EARL: Help with what? GREG: Help!
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I did literally zero schoolwork during this time.
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Look, I know I'm not doing you any favors here.
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...just as long as you pay attention to it.
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Does this taste strange to you?
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Before we watch this...
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So, no favorite toy.
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Not if you are.
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Are you not gonna help me make this? The hell we gonna make, son? GREG'S DAD: They want fresh inspiration. I must tell you, the richest inspiration I have ever known was... ...during my period of quarantine in the Amazon. (THEME FROM THE CONVERSATION PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) Where I and a half dozen other... ...unfortunates had nothing to watch... ...but the bristling, leviathan tarantula... ...bunched up on the rotting, flimsy thatch... ...perhaps eight feet above our faces.
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What is up with the arm touching? Are you just being friendly, or is this some calculated maneuver... ...to get me to do whatever you want? 'Cause you have to understand what it does when a beautiful, sexy... ...otherwise thoughtful girl... ...touches the arm of a scrawny, pasty groundhog-faced kid. It's an act of cruelty.
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I know the whole movie situation was really difficult for you... ...and I kind of feel like it was my fault.
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Whassup, boy? You gonna come in? So, Rachel told me that you told her about the, uh...
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At least I ain't eating no funky ass seaweed-looking tentacle soup.
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EARL: Hey, in class, do McCarthy act all, like, stoned and shit?
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Have you gotten comfortable with that?
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And you know what? You have to do this too now. Here.